Każdy odcinek życia ma swoje plusy i minusy, ale ważne jest by przyjmować je z godnością. Trochę humoru nigdy jednak nie zaszkodzi - szczególnie po 85+ jest bardzo dużo czasu i zamiast biadolić lepiej - pożartować.
Nowonarodzeni
Dwóch Staruszków siedzi na ławeczce przed domem i patrzy melancholijnie w przestrzeń. Jeden z nich odzywa się: Janie, mam 85 lat, wszystko mnie boli, dokucza mi reumatyzm, już się czasem zapominam, jestem jakiś taki?... Jesteś przecież moim rówieśnikiem, powiedz szczerze- jak ty się czujesz?
-Jak nowonarodzony.
-Naprawdę?- pyta pierwszy. Nowonarodzony?
-Tak. Nie mam włosów, nie mam zębów i chyba przed chwilą zlałem się w gacie.
Two, senior citizens were sitting on a banch in front of a house, just staring into space. One of them said :John, I am 85 years old, everything hurts, I have reumatisum and sometimes I forget things. I am just so... So, how are you? You're the same age , so tell me honestly, how are you feeling?
- I feel like a newborn.
_ Really? asked the first, You feel like a newborn?"
-Yes, I have no hair and no teeth and I think I just peed my pants."
Enjoy your life!
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11 komentarzy:
Dear Maria Thank you for your fine words. I love to read your blog. I know the aches and pains. Blessings
QMm
I know the aches and pains too but there are many good things with each chapter of life. I think blogging keeps us all young, healthy, and connected :>) I hope you have a beautiful day ♥
Love, Carol and Charli
ROFL
Too good
This was great!!!!I agree with you when tells that each phase of our lives has their advantages and disadvantages, but always with dignity and happiness!!!After all, to complain is not with anything, we owed yes it is to have fun with the good moments of the life and to live intensely!!!I adored the joke!!!! Big kisses adored friend!!!!
LOL..
Dear Maria,
Hope you having a great day..
♥ & ((hugs))
bindi
Yes, there is something to laugh about in all stages of life. That's a good attitude to hang onto, it really does keep you young at heart!
Sweet Maria,
Have a excellent Sunday!!!!
Big kisses!!!!!!!!
Maria, do you know how to get the link to work? I tried but it does not work. You can find my e-mail on my profile if you can tell me how.
thanks
QMM
Hi Maria ! Oh this is so funny. I will have to tell my mom this one !You have a wonderful sense of humor.I can tell you are still young at heart.
You go girl !!!!
Maria you are amazing. I figured out how to do it. Now I need to figure out how to do it in comments.
Thank you so much. Do you have a title for your memoirs yet? I have read many many books about the war. I am reading now "Skeletons at the Feast" by Chris Bohajalian. I was about 6-8 years old and had 3 uncles in the war. Not a happy time.
QMM
Maravilloso!!
Falta muy poco para su cumpleaños.
Bendiciones Maria.
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